stephizard:

masterassassino:

very-primavera:

gayngelofthelord:

growingobsession:

snap-crackle-death:

sassygaygarrus:

foryouistellify:

cynicalwitch:

panicoftheundead:

rezllen:

a-green-one:

Bioshock

1960s sea explorer with Ayn Rand, except you never actually get to explore the sea. You just look out at it from a window sometimes.

KIDNAP LITTLE GIRLS. SHOOT AT OLD TIMEY DIVER THINGS.

You kill lots of things or you die a lot. And you may also rage a lot because your team is full of useless snipers and trolling spies.

Team Fortress 2

Fallout 3

You live in a vault and then your dad leaves you and you must walk to another vault to find him lying down sleeping. There are people and stuff as well.

Portal 2

You’re woken up by an annoying eyeball robot who wakes up a giant evil robot who makes you press buttons and stuff for science, then eyeball robot gets evil and you have to press more buttons and shoot stuff to send him to the moon. Then opera.

Minecraft

Wander around in circles. Get killed.

Silicon Valley 64

You crash into a planet and the animals are robots with guns and shit so you kill them and jump into their bodies and become them to pass levels

Assassin’s Creed

Basically you’re killers and you kill lots of people while saying ‘everything is permitted and nothing is true’ and it’s really awesome because all you do is kill people.

Skyrim
Some old men teach you to shout.

Alice: Madness returns

You run around with a knife, listen to an anorexic cat talking with a shitty british accent and u kill some slimy, gross stuff. Have to find some annoying secrets hidden god knows where for god knows what.

Assassin’s Creed 2

You’re this Italian drunkard who likes to steal people’s shit, go round shagging whores and stabbing people in the face because they have a different opinion to him. Then when he’s caught, he blames it on the fact his family died and that he’s avenging his father or something.

Everything you know is a lie. Then you kill God.

Every Final Fantasy game ever.

when you turn 12 your mom kicks pulls you out of school, kicks you out of the house, gives you over to the needs of an old man, who gives you a pet, but forgets you are a kid with no money so while you walk around with basically 10 dollars you start to think to yourself, ” i guess i’ll have to fight other people and steal their money from them,” so you use the useless pet he gave you to do this, but you are never sure weather or not you will win, because you are just doing it on a whim…… eventually you say fuck it to the collecting task, fuck your mom fro kicking you out, and become a “gym leader” and run the joint, all the while still torturing your pets….. 

pokemon 

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

10knotes:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: mystupidityinfectseverything)

reactivating:

are these donuts or

I don’t know why, but this song makes me think of like every assassination ever.

Man Down ~ Rhianna

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skyastrid:

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 3 1/2, 2, 1 3/4…

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

whatever happened to drake bell?　

nevermind

travis-needles:

fucksun:

I’ve done a good deed.

Lily… WHY would you add them in the first place…?